Monday, August 21, 2006

Thanks for serving the Lord. Now shut up.

A Baptist minister in Watertown, NY has fired a 54-year veteran Sunday school teacher because, say it with me people, "the Bible told him to do it."
The minister of a church that dismissed a female Sunday School teacher after adopting what it called a literal interpretation of the Bible says a woman can perform any job -- outside of the church.

The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on August 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 years.

The letter quoted the first epistle to Timothy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

"Rotten, lousy sonuvabitch!" you're saying to yourself? Oh wait, it gets better.
The Rev. Timothy LaBouf, who also serves on the Watertown City Council, issued a statement saying his stance against women teaching men in Sunday school would not affect his decisions as a city leader in Watertown, where all five members of the council are men but the city manager who runs the city's day-to-day operations is a woman.

"I believe that a woman can perform any job and fulfill any responsibility that she desires to" outside of the church, LaBouf wrote Saturday.

The town's mayor put it all in perspective.

"If what's said in that letter reflects the councilman's views, those are disturbing remarks in this day and age," Graham said. "Maybe they wouldn't have been disturbing 500 years ago, but they are now."

And now, the cherry on top -- the pastor's feckless church board, rather than standing up for their leader's theological choices, instead publicly suggested that other reasons underlie the teacher's dismissal. Cowardly smear? You make the call.

Lambert has publicly criticized the decision, but the church did not publicly address the matter until Saturday, a day after its board met.
In a statement, the board said other issues were behind Lambert's dismissal, but it did not say what they were.